Don’t have a baby

Don’t have a baby

 

Don’t have a baby if:

 

 

You like sleep

You like your own time

You like reading

You like working

You don’t like poop

You don’t like poop on your hand

You don’t like poop on your clothes

You don’t like vomit

You don’t like vomit on you

You like having time to do your makeup

You like long showers

You like long baths

You like taking a leisurely poop without distractions

You like getting in your car and “popping out”

You like hot tea

You like hot coffee

You like hot food

You like any food

You like spending money on yourself

You like saving money

You like being by yourself

You like doing things in your own time

You like doing things spontaneously

You like travelling

You like your clothes

You like your heart the way it is 💜

But if you want it to grow outside of your body, then DO have a baby!

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